part 1 of 2: The Courteous Instuctor and Those Damned Red Flags (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NgxbdXGGo)
starring Mike, some guy in colorful leathers, and some guy I can't or won't pass
soundtrack by The Trashmen*, Pixies, and Public Image Limited
part 2 of 2: The Bad Instructor and Those Damned Liter Bikes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC16FhXes5E)
starring two knuckleheads, Kay, and one very naughty vest-wearing apex-strafer
soundtrack by The Fixx
* Everybody's heard about the episode of Family Guy that aired that night
Cool 3 seconds of fame in pit lane. Nice to see you leaving the apex for Lance now.