Zoran

[Yard Sale]

Zoran tears the "DO NOT REMOVE" tags from mattresses with his butt cheeks.

Zoran walked into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac ... and got one.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Zoran's computer because Zoran is always in control.

Zoran destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Zoran can kill two stones with one bird.

Zoran doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

Zoran is the reason Waldo is Hiding.

Some guys pee their name in the snow; Zoran pees his name in wet cement. (Including his last name, and he dots the 'j' and the 'i's.)

[fyrepunk]

Zoran sure sounds like an interesting fellow but I'm afraid I'll melt like the guy in Indiana Jones if I look at him!