Zoran

[Justin]

I've been in multiple shops here. Looking for service on my new-used dual-sport. 
We got to talking about lap times at VIR. They were impressed with mine.

I mentioned a guy with 20 less horsepower than me who was at least 20 seconds faster than me over 3 miles. A guy that can buzz a friend into turn one and reach over to hit the kill switch. 
As I began to mentioned Twin Works Factory they said "I heard of that guy!. . . Z, something, right?"

If only some angry guy, in the corner smoking a cigarette, could have interrupted.
"I knew him too. . . he's the man who gave me this" and pulled up his sleeve to reveal a sharpened hook for a hand.
"He told me that 'Brakes just make you slower. Dunt facking use dem' .   .   .    and I listened"

[z1rider]

 
If only some angry guy, in the corner smoking a cigarette, could interrupt us.
"I knew him too. . . he's the man who gave me this" and pulled up his sleeve to reveal a sharpened hook for a hand.
"He told me that 'Brakes just make you slower. Dunt facking use dem' .   .   .    and I listened"


Has he gone faster on the track? j/k

[Justin]

Has he gone faster on the track? j/k

No, it was the left hand.
The poor bastard.

[Dandelion]

Ten facts about Zoran 


Zoran doesn't have a starter on his motorcycle.  He simply wills the bike to start.

Zoran never took the NRS.  The NRS took Zoran.

Zoran once swam across the ocean with an SV on his back.  Once in Europe, he rode the SV to Brno, qualified on pole and then swam back home in time for dinner.

BARB gets fined by ZORAN if he doesn't like his lap times.

Zoran can get a 1mm overbore on an SV just by giving it a dirty look.

Zoran doesn't rebuild a motor.  He just yells at it "YOU FAHK!" and it rebuilds itself.

Zoran once exhaled his cigarette on an old motor and it made 84 rwhp.

Zoran once won an edurance race on an empty tak, bald tires, and an empty pack of smokes.  By himself.

Zoran has no windshield wipers on his van because the rain wouldn't dare fall on him.

Zoran has no brakes on his race bike.  Brakes only slow you down.

[Justin]

When Zoran jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet. . .
The ocean gets Zoraned.

[Team Gorgonzola]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[z1rider]

Has he gone faster on the track? j/k

No, it was the left hand.
The poor bastard.

i guess that's why "you don't mess with the ZORAN!"

[cobra23]

I met Zoran last night, listened carefully.

These facts are tue I tell you!!

[D1NO]

Has he gone faster on the track? j/k

No, it was the left hand.
The poor bastard.

i guess that's why "you don't mess with the ZORAN!"

LOL... Yup... you sure don't...

[Justin]

Rumor has it that Zoran bled just one drop onto the ground.  When the blood struck, an oak tree sprouted from the earth.

[A DRAGON]

OOOHHHHH God  Here we Go!!!!!!!!!!

[Justin]

On his birthday, Zoran randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

[Justin]

Zoran has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1997 World Series of Poker in Reno, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

[n10sive]

Zoran has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1997 World Series of Poker in Reno, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

ROFLMAO. That is a good one!

[Yard Sale]

Awesome Justino. Zoran persuaded the WSOP to move the 1997 main event from Vegas to Reno.

(Speaking of Poker, I miss taking Russ' money.)